perijules:

ds9shameblog:

startrektofinish:

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garak acts annoyed but any day he gets to pretend murder the person who is probably his most frequent and most irritating customer is a good day, let’s be real here

“#garak def. has a holosuite program where he like. wanders onto a bridge in a rainstorm#and there’s one other person on the bridge. and they get into a fight!#and garak flings the other guy off the bridge#and when he goes down to make sure the other guy is dead#he turns him over and it’s GARAK#that’s garak’s kind of program. he’d do that on purpose#quark has a whole box of programs labeled ‘psychosexual nightmare’ and they’re all garak's”
Ok but i’m literally dieing right now and this is your fault i need this to be a thing