Maybe the old and new gods could just settle their differences in a Eurovision style competition.
Technical Boy: plays his vape thing like a kazoo; it is on fire Media: David Bowie outfit and surrounded by TVs that are on fire Mr. Wednesday: sings old Viking songs while ravens play drums that are on fire Bilquis: consumes an electric guitar with her vagina; the guitar is NOT on fire because ow Shadow: mostly stands around looking baffled and flexes his muscles periodically; his undershirt is on fire