rexbasileus:

#I feel like all of Bones’s logs are like#CMO’s log stardate 2154.3#day 583 of my imprisonment aboard this starship#Jim says I need to stop saying I’m a hostage because the brass doesn’t think it’s funny#Joke’s on Jim though because I am not trying to be funny#also ten minutes after that he made me beam down to a fuckin’ snowy wasteland of a planet for a week and a half#I was almost eaten by a yeti monster#Spock says that yetis are fictional and don’t exist on Earth let alone Beta Centauri IV#but then he saw the damn thing and hasn’t said anything else on the matter#I think that means I won#and this all happened despite my NUMEROUS protestations about being off the ship AT ALL#and so Jim doesn’t get to say ONE WORD about the realities of my BEING HELD AGAINST MY WILL#anyway#where was I going with this?#oh right#Sickbay’s starting to get a little low on disposable hypos for away missions#because the yeti ate half our stock#so input a rush order on a shipment of those#McCoy out (@bonesbuckleup)